First things first. Whoever brought the Niptini mix, My dad is not very happy. He got a call from the police about all the racket last night. It seems some cats snuck out and were tormenting the neighbors' dogs at 3:00 am. I also have heard that no one appreciated our stirring rendition of "Cat Scratch Fever". There were also some sightings of cats running from house to house and ringing doorbells and then taking off.
Also, to the five cats that were pushing plants off the shelves and the three cats who were judging the speed, style and overall impact of the crash, my dad says that your parent will be notified of your antics.
My mom is sure glad she put up the old drapes. The Race to the Top was pretty spectacular. Of course, it was the youngsters who made the best showing. Dolce, Scout, Victor and Charlie were all very impressive. Unfortunately it came to an end when Magoo (17lbs), Eric (22lbs) and Shaggy (18lbs) attempted to race each other. No drapes are designed to hold that much weight.
I gots to go. I need to go continue the talk I was having with Turtle last night. And Dad is putting out some fresh Tuna and Whitefish bites in the dining room.
Smudge
PS. To remind everyone, there is no such thing as a gatecrasher at this party. Magoo only turns ten once, and he wants it to blow the lid off the house.
Hey, I can make some Bloody Mousies to go with the tuna & whitefish bites. -Scooby
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Mum heard from Magoo's Dad. I just love to push things off of whatever. So anything I can move, I do!
ReplyDeleteMum readed this as I popped home and had a chat with me about my action. Just because I do things at home, doesn't mean I should do them in public. She said I better learn to behave or she might not let me go to any more of these get togethers. Even worse, she won't let me have a birthday party.
So, furry sorry Magoo and family. I 'pologize for breaking things and making a mess.
i want to declare right now that i have not been bad. i have not been loud, nor have i broken anything at all, at least that i am aware of. i try to be courteous when i am at someone elses' home. i hope Magoo had the best birthday ever!! woohoomagoo!!
ReplyDeletepssst...please don't anybody tell my Mom 'bout the cupboard incident, okay??
Wow! I never climbs the curtains at home - what fun! We are gonna be some tired kitties after this! Look at Bonnie, already wiped out. And who's that curled up next to her?
ReplyDeleteDolce, Charlie, Buddah, race you on the stairs!
Happy birthday, Magoo! May there be much fish!
ReplyDeleteWha? HEY! Growl...Hiss! Victor-get-away-from-me!
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry. Reflex. Did I doze off? Oh, hey, what's there to eat? Man, have I got the munchies! Could someone turn on a tap for some fresh water? Please? Noooo-owww?
Fine, I'm not leaving the sink until someone turns on the water.
Hey, I really thought Taz would win that curtain climbing contest. She's pretty good at it at home.
ReplyDeleteI might have knocked over a plant or two. Tell your dad sorry from me
Angel.
ps Is anybody else getting pooped yet??
WOO HOO KITTIES!!! I GOTTED MY SECOND WIND!! Mama and Daddy just got home from grocie shopping and I snuck this big tub of ice cream..... WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?????? We could make a nip split!!
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::yawn:: oh my, did I fall asleep?
What are you all laughing at??
Angel
I apologize for knocking over anyfing, I love to push things off tables at home, and forgotted that Mommy told me not to do it at the party. It was the niptini's man. - Sammy
ReplyDeleteDid someone say ICE CREAM? I'm there. Hey, who are us Siamese kitties taking on in tub hockey? did we miss our game? - Miles
ReplyDeleteIf the plants were chewed, that was Scooby.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't anyone want a Bloody Mousie? -Shaggy
Niptinis? That wasn't your shaker DKM promise. Why I don't even know what's in a good niptini orther than some quality nip, oyster sliders, spring water and some other ingerdients I can't post about... Seriously Magoo's dad - would a lady do something like that?
ReplyDeleteI'm part siamese Miles, maybe you can be on my team??
ReplyDeleteTaz
Mom and Dad are watching the Oscars, so if you promise to be somewhat behaved, you can join us in the great room. Is is called the great room cause the TV is in there?
ReplyDeleteBella
Okay. The Siamese can play the Calicos after the Snow Whites and the Gingers are finished.
ReplyDeleteYAY! We can't wait for our tub hockey game!
ReplyDeleteShaggy, I would love a bloody mousie! -Sammy
ReplyDeleteI *loved* doing the doorbell thing!
ReplyDeleteOscar? Is he here? Kewl. Tell him to get off of the TV and come out here with the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteKiara, fanks for the help. I'm not much good wif my paws - I push instead of pull. Now that I soaked my head, I'm ready for a bloodie mousie! Hey William, isn't WMD William of MOUSE Destruction?
ReplyDeleteBloody Marys, I mean Mousies are good for Niptini hangovers.
ReplyDeleteHey William that doorbell thing was fun. I liked it when all the sleepy humans came to their doors when we rang the bells & ran! Heh, heh. You gotta be a black cat to do it effectively! -Scooby
Wow. I'm tuckered out. Gotta head home and supervise bean bedtime. Back in awhile! VICTOR! COME HERE NOW. HOME. FOOD. BED. ARE YOU LISTENING?
ReplyDeleteYes, Bonnie, I hear you (and so does the whole neighborhood). Hey, we'll be just in time for Mom to read to the boy! I like that - extra snuggles! Back in a bit, efurrybody.
ReplyDeleteHey, I finally made it! Just found out about this cool party. How come no one ever tells me anything??? I brought some new prime catnip toys with me! Who wants one? And I want a niptini.
ReplyDeleteooh. Can I try one of those Bloody Mousies? I haven't had those before. We have had so many tub hockey matches, I don't know if I can keep them all straight. But everyone has done well. Even the cheer squad!
ReplyDeleteI popped home, mum was watching Oscar too. But I don't think it was the kittie Oscar. But not as much snow, so teleporting hasn't been bad. Plus she finished her cro-shay blankie. She is starting another one.
Hi Beau, good to meet you in purrson finally!! We didn't realize you didn't know 'bout the party or we woulda told you! Those are cool nip toys, we'll play! There's still some salmon left so get some of that to go with your niptini!
ReplyDeleteHey, has anycat seen Oreo lately? We know he left to go check on that Norm guy, did he come back?
Hey now, it's not exactly true that there was the ringing of doorbells with running off.
ReplyDeleteWhat REALLY happened...
There were five of us. First Edsel went up and rang and WAITED. When the people answered he said "Is Max there?" and they said no.
Then Bonnie went up and rang and whent hey answered she said "Is Max there?" and they said no.
Then Buddah and Oreo did the same.
So then I went up and rang the bell and when they answered I said "HI, I'm Max. Has anyone come by looking for me?"
Sheesh, People...they were sooooo not amused...
We am back. WE haded to leave cuz mom and dad just getted home and we didnt want them spicious. Mistrie sided to stay home cuz her was missing the outside. She said to say goodbye to Gizmo, they had lots to talk about and she hopes he comes to see her sometime (she am so shy) What did we miss?
ReplyDeleteHas anycat seen Miles and Sammy....we was having a nice catverstion (me and Mittens) with them afore we haded to leave.
ReplyDeleteGizmo says to tell Mistrie he liked talkin' to her and he'll definitely visit her! He 'cided to go home too
ReplyDelete'cause he's also kinda shy and his bruddy Stripe was there waitin' to see him.
HAHAHAHA! That is sooooo funny Max! It's too bad the humans don't appreciate cat humor. Hey, I'll take one of those mousie drinks now...and I don't care about mixing my alcohols (hic), just don't tell mom! That salmon is soooo good...is there any left? I'm getting the munchies. By the way, you do know I'm hosting the summer Catolympics don't you? Mom plans to open sign-ups this week. Right Smaegol, Stryder, and gang?
ReplyDeleteHey...where did everybody go???
ReplyDeleteHey Beau, is curtain climbing a lympic event? I fink I would win that one paws down.
ReplyDeleteAnother fun one would be run away from the dingle berries.... Angel is good at that one MEOWING OUT LOUD!!!
Oscar went away now so maybe the kitties will come back to play!
I'm just getting my third wind now.
How about another round of spin the catmilk bottle?? :O)
Taz
HAPHY DIRTHBAY MAPHGOO!! Forry I'm late(gulp). Man that is some good salmon.Is there any of the crab left. HGL and I and some of the others were having so much fun outside that we forgot all about the party in here. Since we don't get out much, it's very hard to be confined when there are no rules. Could someone please go out there and make Lucky come in and at least make an appearance.
ReplyDeleteHey! Where's Magoo. Shouldn't he make a speech or somethin'? Then we can toast, or roast him, or whatever.
ReplyDeleteHappy B-day Magoo. Wow 10 huh? Sorry about no comin' in sooner but I was havin' nice conversation with Mistrie Rose and it turns out that we have some distant relatives in common that she hadn't seen in a while and I filled her in while I teleported her back to her house. Then we did some serious snugglin'. And next thing you know I had to tell I was nooderd. Oh well, maybe in another life.
ReplyDeletemmmm? hmmmph? [yawn]
ReplyDeletewhaddid I miss?? Still on Brit time here - and I had to go home for my dinner yesterday or Mama would've worried......mind you, I wasn't hungry......[feline laugh]
Any Bloody Mousies left? [prowls room] I'm celebrating the curtain climbing!
oh, no....no more nip, thank you - Mama smells it on me.....she's part feline, I swear....
oh, Angel - I dreamded about you, sweetie! :-)
charlie
Happy purrthday Magoo! The niptinis are wondermus. I'll help serve them. Oops, none left on my tray? How'd that happen. I'd better go get more to serve. *kitty giggles*
ReplyDeletewe hopes your dad isn't too mad about the mess. it takes someone wif thumbs to clean up though.
ReplyDeleteMama and Daddy say I'm a good cleaner-upper......
ReplyDelete[pushes plant off table]
[turns around, sweeping papers off with tail]
see? Table is now clean...... :-)
(hic!!)
More Bloody Mousies, please, Shaggy....Shaggy?? SHAGGY!!
Beau - can I play with one of your nip mousies?
Oh, and count me in for the Lympics.
charlie
Beau - Ghost wants to share a niptini with you... Mia is having too much fun listening to Max's stories.
ReplyDeleteYes, Catolympics sign up is startin' soon! (Beau-We had to zip home for awhile 'cause our Mom was startin' to get suspicious).
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