Wednesday, August 23, 2006

5 Things

Smudge was tagged by Edsel to describe the 5 weird thing he things he does. What Edsel forget is that there are four felines in this household. If one cat gets to do something then all four have to do it.

So here it goes:

1. I have a gutter mouth. I can't seem to enter a room without going "Phhhht" at something.
2. I like to pee on stuff.
3. I barf like a supermodel.
4. I will pull the covers away from my dad's face in the middle of the night to let him know that I need to be petted.
5. I have a fetish for Q-Tips. I will even pull them out of the garbage.

1. My water must be elevated at least four feet off the ground. (IE Bathroom sink is an excellent location.)
2. If my food or water dish is empty. I will start pushing things off the bathroom countertops until someone wakes up and fills whatever is missing. PS I don't tell them what it is.
3. I like to sleep under the covers between my Mom and Dad.
4. I have a thing for Opium. The perfume not the drug.
5. My paw, when my claws are fully extended, is the width of my Dad's hand.

1. I love Whipped Cream.
2. My meow is so quiet, the my Dad's says my lips move but they don't make a sound.
3. I like to lick my Dad's goatee right after he gets out of the shower.
4. I like to surpervise my Mom as she puts her makeup on in the morning. With stripes like mine, who better to give advise on mascara.
5. I like to hop the fence and go and torment the two cats who live behind us through their window.

1. I like to yell at my toys. Especially at socks. They just don't seem to listen very well.
2. Whenever Dad tries to bring me in from outside, I will run like a demon to the far side of the yard.
3. I like to love-bite everybody.
4. I used to giggle in my sleep as a kitten.
5. I hate mirrors.

Since I think everyone else has been tagged, I will send out a blanket tag to anyone who has not yet participated.

Here's the rules: The player of this game starts with "5 weird things/habits about yourself ". In the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. The people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 5 weird things/habits, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.


  1. you all dont' ween that weird. but mommy laughed hard at Smudge's "gutter mouth"

  2. Momma thinks you are furry smart for helping your Momma put on mascara, Bella.

  3. We hope you start to post more oftern We miss you!!!
    Smudge: Heh Heh: gutter mouth! Thats great. Also puling the covers away. Demand whats yours, that's what we say!
    Magoo: Again demand what's yours! We like #2. We also like the paw size. You are one BIG cat!
    Bella darling: Where do you like to lick the whipped cream from? (Sorry, thats inappropriate on a family blog...) But does dad put it on the goatee..just for fun?
    We also like the fence taunting. Good stuff.
    Dolce: Scout says anytime you any to elope together is grrreat!

  4. Okay - we so completely agree wif you on the q-tip thing! Those things are great an we likes ta pounce on 'em an fling 'em around the room. Whipped cream is good too - yum! Magoo - can we see a pic-shure of yur ginormous paws? That sounds cool!

  5. Yeah Magoo! A picture of your paws and dads paws together!

  6. Good lists! Sounds like there is never a dull moment at your house.

  7. I appreciate everyone wanting to see Magoo's ginormous paw. But if you remember correctly I said with claws extended, his paw was the width of my hand. I may not be the smartest guy on the planet, but I am not about to encourage Magoo to expose his claws to their fullest extent anywhere near my body.

  8. awwww, c'mon! you could wear an oven mitt or sumfin

    Please ignore our brother. He's a dork.
    Midnight & Grr